A phone call received at my house from Russ last year...

[FatherTiresias]

Ring.. (8 year old answers)

8 year old: Hello.

Russ: "Hey ya fvcking retard, put your dad on the phone."


That Major sure can be a classy guy.

 

[StoneCold+]

How would he know you had a retard in the house?

 

[FatherTiresias]

Stone,
I don't. But I can see you're of the Major's mentality. Impressive...